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Damn, this blog just got a whole lot better. I'm going to add pictures all over the place for no reason. On top are my roommates being complete homosexuals. Actually, it's mainly just John, who likes to get trashed and cuddle up next to dudes. On bottom is Preston trying to make out with a dog.
It's been warm the past few days so I've been playing a lot of tennis. Once it gets really cold, though, I'm not going to leave the apartment for any reason. It'll be way too dangerous with the ice on the sidewalks and crazy people with shovels roaming the streets. Hibernation will be good for my soul, I think.
We hadn't gotten a gas/water bill since we moved into the apt in July, figuring either the city was incompetent or the landlord was paying it. It came yesterday. $519...NICE. $100 of that was for "wastewater treatment" so we've instituted the "Don't Flush, Ever" policy, at least until our bill isn't for more than my weekly paycheck.
On Tuesday, I have to go to the YMCA and interview a bunch of people for another bullshit story my editor has got me on. Basically, three people go there everyday and work out, mainly trying to lose weight. Woopdeefuckindo. Everyone couple of months, I write something I'm really proud of and could actually send in as clips for future jobs. Otherwise, it's all a complete waste of time and I'm usually embarrassed to have my byline on such crap.
We've got a intern at the H-P now. The girl is pretty cute and I assumed she was a student at Randolph-Macon. Yeah, turns out she's a junior in high school. 16, born in 1989. 19 fuckin 89. No one born in 1989 should be that well developed. I don't look at the intern anymore.
I made a couple calls to an online casino in England last week from work. I doubt anyone looks at the phone bill over there, but if they do, I figure it'll be a cool way to get fired.
Oh, John made his own blog now, just to be a giant douche. Here's the link: http://gobirds.blogspot.com/ It really sucks.