Giant Rubber Balls

So we're playing tennis tonight and a court opens up next to us that's in better condition so we grab our stuff and move over. Suddenly, a herd of about a dozen black people show up at the gate and ask up to move back over so they can use the court. Alright, sure, no problem. They all run onto the court, not one them with a tennis racquet. Just five giant rubber balls. That's right, these people thought it'd be a good idea to play dodgeball on a tennis court. The rubber balls rolled onto our court a couple times and then some chick was standing on our court while we were in the middle of a point. I was about to start breaking some legs, but then I decided I didn't want to die tonight. Eventually, we just moved to another court and I continued to beat John's ass. He's OK at tennis, but he's pretty terrible at life.
If the Eagles win this game, I'll be back ahead in the H-P football crystal ball thing. It's pretty sad that I actually care about this shit, but really, it's the one thing that keeps me going each day. Without being amazing at picking football games, my life would be pretty worthless.
Cooper has gotten plenty of heat at UR recently for saying something to the effect that all the school was doing was turning "mush into mush," pretty much saying there's a lot of dumb fucks at UR. I've obviously torn into the guy before, but Cooper has got his head on straight here. Truth is you've got parents sending their spoiled rich white kids off to UR thinking they are perfect angels,when in reality, there are plenty of bad apples on campus who really believe they have a license to do whatever the hell they want. My brother was telling me about this rash of vandalism on the new quad next to the dining hall, with kids pretty much breaking everything they can get their hands on. Sure, Cooper is a big douche and probably should be waiting tables at Applebees, but he said exactly what needed to be said.
Oh, right, that photo up top is me sucking on Gary's penis. Don't be alarmed, though. That was during Pig Roast two years ago, and I'm much much more mature now. Wow, can't believe I ever acted like that. Then again, this is my Dad....