My Blog is Pregnant

I'm never betting against the UR bball team again. I put $50 on Seton Hall to win and UR destroyed them. But really, how the hell could you expect that? Peter Thomas? That guy looks like he just grew his first pubes last week.
I had lunch at Costco today. I hit up each of the free sample stands about five times each. It's amazing how all the stuff they give out at the store tastes like heaven and then you buy the shit yourself and it's like eating rubber cement. I put $300 tires on my trash car. I don't why I don't just go out and buy a new car. Oh, that's right. I make $10 an hour.
I think I'm gonna give an ultimatum to the H-P like, give me a fucking raise or I'm going to quit and burn this place down. I probably won't use those exact words, but I have no intentions of going into my 2nd year at that soul crushing place without some more cash flow. I've never liked the H-P, but I think back to the people who were there when I started and now they are pretty much all gone, and I actually miss them all. They were so much better and a whole lot more entertaining than the smucks that I work with now. And god, the hottest girl there is 50 years old and married with a kid. Fuckin high school intern. That bitch better be 18 soon.
This firecooper.com site they have running calling for Cooper's head is pretty hilarious. They even have a online store where you can purchase all this garbage, from t-shirts to baby bibs. I think John is waiting for the Fire Cooper Double-sided Dildo to be released online next week. That's what I hear, at least. I bet a bunch of queerbag alums will make anti-Cooper signs for the football game this weekend.


I need to find a new hobby. The whole drinking and gambling all the time is going to kill me soon. I want to join a bowling league, but I doubt I could convince anyone to be on a team with me. Plus I'd be kicked out of the league within a week since I'd change everyone's name on the score computer to something like "eatspenisallday".
Interest in my blog seems to have taken a nosedive in recent weeks. I don't if it's because of general blog trends in the country these days or because of my pitiful blogging ability, but it's been a tough blow to my self esteem. I'm not giving up yet, though. As long as I continue to have a ridiculous amount of free time because of a complete lack of a life, I will keeping crapping out this blog. Great news, right? Eh, blow me.