Blog Crisis

Man, I'm under a lot of pressure here. Despite the fact that I update my blog every few days and cleary have a superior blog, John is getting a similar number of hits on his blog. I gotta say, it is quite disappointing. I thought I would be far ahead at this point, with huge corporations trying advertise with me and lots of blog roadies trying to get on me, but I apparently I was very wrong. That's OK though, it's just more motivation to do even better blogging from here on out.
Anyway, went to a Christmas "cock"tail party tonight. Once again, way too classy for me to be at. John got tanked off two glasses of wine, cause he has a huge vagina. It's tough to meet girls at these things, cause most of them seem like uptight bitches. Luckily Colin Quinn is in town and he took care of any sexual tension that I may have had.
I'm working even less these days than ever before, which I thought was impossible. So really, I guess I have no right to hate my job as much as I do. I just flat out lie to my editor on everything now. He tells me to get a photo and I make up some lame excuse about how the weather wasn't cooperating or something. At this point, I've been there almost a year, and I make up my own rules. I don't know how that worked out, but I'll take it. For now.
God, I'm so frustrated with my blog right now. I can't take this. I'm going swallow 40 tylenols.