Take off your pants and BLOG IT

When I got to work today, my desk was all cleaned up with all my stuff stacked neatly. Usually it's a mound of papers and leftover food wrappers from Sheetz. But apparently while I was in NY, Greg decided it'd be a great idea to "tidy up" my desk. In the process, he threw out all of the old newspapers I was saving to cut out clips for future jobs. I could have seriously killed him, but that's not legal I don't think. I didn't make a big fuss out of it because arguing with Greg is like jerking off a camel. Sure, it seems like a good idea at first, but in the end, you're just all sticky and miserable. Fine, bad example, but damn, he makes me so angry. Later in the day, he broke the news that everyone on staff, all 3 of us, would have to write a story for a bridal/wedding special section next week. Whatever, I can handle that B.S. But then the catch, "Uh, our ad section wants us to focus on our advertisers businesses in the stories." Now anyone who knows anything about journalism knows well that the news and ad departments are completely separate entities and should never overlap. Greg knows this, but he's too big of an ass to give a shit about it. "Uh, I guess it's a conflict of interest, but I don't think we can get out of it." Such a pussy. Every inch of my soul wants to just go off and tell everyone at the paper how terrible they all are and I relish the day I get to do that. Hopefully it won't be five years from now.
Anyway, in case you were wondering, and you're not, my New Year's Resolutions are to stop biting my nails, which I've been doing for 15 years, to maintain my horrible lifestyle of eating garbage and watching tv all day and to get punched in the face. Really, I've never been in a fight and think it'd do me good. So if anyone wants to volunteer to sock my in the nose, I'll be accepting applications soon.
Oh, I also realized you only get a certain amount of space on this thing to post photos and since I've already used like 3,000, I need to cut back. But don't worry, if any exciting man on man goes down, you can count on that being posted ASAP. Apparently my blog is too profane to use this advertising software they have (notice the white bar on top of this page where PG-pusses like John have ads). It's complete bullshit though. This blog has always been meant to be family reading material and I would encourage all of you bitches to read my blog during dinner time conversations. I'm gonna go set myself on fire now.