Bender's Penis? Oh, there it is

I took about 100 pictures at the party, which means 6 of them are decent where people are sort of looking in the general direction of the camera. I'm usually not a fan of theme parties, as they require effort and can interfere with the goal getting really drunk, but the Around the World theme actually worked. Basically Bender and his roommates each turned their rooms into different countries with brightly colored drinks that looked like
radioactive material. They didn't kill anyone, although the ride back to Richmond today was absolutely brutal, I was on the verge of puking into my pillow case the entire two hours. Near the end of the party, I knocked a huge pitcher of this blue Kool Aid type drink all over the living room floor. John says I just laughed while he went and got some paper towels. If anyone one else would like to fill me in as to what happened at the party, I'd appreciate it.

Man, so glad I got a photo with Ed Bender. Although doesn't it look like he's leaning in about to makeout with me? I mean, I love you, Ed Bender, but I think we should take it slow. Let's not ruin what we have.
On that homosexual note, I tried to convince Dan to go see Brokeback Mountain with me yesterday, but he was worried he would be too turned on or something.
I might have to stop watching 24. I had a dream the other night that Jack Bauer was shooting at me. I woke up sweating, which is almost impossible to do in Dan's apartment because he keeps the thermostat on 62. Cheap bastard.
Should be an easy week at work, I might just drive around the county a few times to rack up mileage. Hoping it will warm up enough to start playing tennis. The only physical activity I engage in these days is running from my car to the apt so I don't get shot and I usually need to take a nap after that.