Finally. Seoul. Me. Ahhhhh.

Here's me with my "good luck, please get the hell out of here already" cake. I leave for Seoul on Friday, it's a direct 15 hour flight on Korean Airlines where I will likely get a preview of what it's like to not be understood at all. I'll get to Seoul Saturday evening with the 13 hour time difference slapping me across the face. I apparently start teaching on Monday which surprisingly I'm not really nervous about, I think I'll be a good teacher and be able to keep the kids learning and entertained, which is really what the job is, to be an American Clown. While the job hunt and ensuring battles with the the school I'm now employed by has left me well not expecting an Asian paradise when I arrive, god, I'm so ready to get on with this. Almost 3 months on the couch has taken it's toll. On a side note, party poker is shutting down to US players this week because douchebag Bill Frist slipped an anti online gambling thing into the port security bill over the weekend. I seriously want to kill the man, he may be a doctor, but he won't be able to heal my foot out of his ass. Whatever, it's probably good for me in the long run, but fucking ouch man. Wow, I started this blog a year ago. Amazing. Can't believe I took that much time to post so much garbage. So that's it, once I get settled in Seoul, I'll start up a new not so NC-17 rated blog and post the link to that on here. Until then, stay safe America.